How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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