Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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