the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
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