Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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