There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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