He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
