Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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