There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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