In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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