Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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