Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Randomize
