it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
