He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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