: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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