I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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