i may or may not be watching the land before time
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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