real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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