im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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