i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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