Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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