Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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