Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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