A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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