D3 body, D1 cock
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
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