belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Can you bring me the toilet please
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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