I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
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