This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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