just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Randomize