just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I looked at my own cervix.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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