in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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