Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I love you. Go after that dick
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