do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
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