Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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