The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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