just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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