Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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