You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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