You're my little dorito
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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