Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
he fucked my hip out of place.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
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