STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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