She is in my trunk
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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