I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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