he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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