hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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