I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Everclear isn't food dammit
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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