well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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