make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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