Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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