If i come over, it means nothing
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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