and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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