I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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