doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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