I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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