you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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